Monday, April 6, 2009
MONKEY-WATCH by Prof. Fel.
To My Dearest Listeners , i am here to tell you about a recent appearence of a new species of monkey on the loose in the Pasir Ris / Tampines area.
The species, also known as Homo changirious is a highy DANGERIOUS ape.
And now , i shall enlighten you with FACTS about it.
-WHY DO MONKEYS ATTACK ?
To tell you the truth , i'm not sure about monkeys but from reseaches ,
-Monkeys are afraid of people stealing their bananas.So, they'll get defensive and start attacking people.
But sadly , this monkey cries to his banana when anyone is rude to him . how noob !
I had a interview with notorious ' TENGTENG-CHAN' about the monkey.
she quotes " It sucks , it's an idiot , It's just a gay that sides for guys."
Last FACT before i end my talk , The monekey brain send signals(rays)when he sees people .if your aura is ORANGE ; he loves you. but if your aura is GREEN , you must watch out , He will go around you saying, "BLAHBLAHBLAH , you're so 'UNCOMMONSENCICAL'."
DO YOU WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOU ? NO RIGHT ?
Ways to prevent yourself from a monkey attack , coming soon :D
-Prof. Fel
The species, also known as Homo changirious is a highy DANGERIOUS ape.
And now , i shall enlighten you with FACTS about it.
-WHY DO MONKEYS ATTACK ?
To tell you the truth , i'm not sure about monkeys but from reseaches ,
-Monkeys are afraid of people stealing their bananas.So, they'll get defensive and start attacking people.
But sadly , this monkey cries to his banana when anyone is rude to him . how noob !
I had a interview with notorious ' TENGTENG-CHAN' about the monkey.
she quotes " It sucks , it's an idiot , It's just a gay that sides for guys."
Last FACT before i end my talk , The monekey brain send signals(rays)when he sees people .if your aura is ORANGE ; he loves you. but if your aura is GREEN , you must watch out , He will go around you saying, "BLAHBLAHBLAH , you're so 'UNCOMMONSENCICAL'."
DO YOU WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOU ? NO RIGHT ?
Ways to prevent yourself from a monkey attack , coming soon :D
-Prof. Fel
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